Note to self: Theta Flight: Havoc, Lightning, Warp, Windrider, Shatterstar,
Icestorm, Mirage, Phantom, Mech

LLAMA COMICS

"The Origin Issue"
Written and drawn by Scott Hammack
Explains the origins of the Llamas.  Never finished.  Later versions of the
origin contradict this issue.

"We All Die (Short Version)"
Written and drawn by Smoothie
The Llamas mess with the atomic structure and die.

"Llamas (Assistant The Tick) vs. Conceited Calvin and a Big Surprise is Coming"
Action by Smoothie, dialogue by Scott Hammack, drawn by Smoothie
Mack Daddy becomes Mister Master, a combination of various villains.

"Llamas vs. Kim"
Action by Smoothie, dialogue by Scott Hammack, drawn by Smoothie
The Llamas meet Kim and her henchmen.  Encino Mark and Death Spider soon
follow, along with Matt Ladner, Walimaki, and Leonard.

"We All Die (Long Version)"
Written and drawn by Scott Hammack
The Llamas' horoscope says "You will all die," and sure enough, they do.  "I'm
dead," says JJ.

"Caravaggio's Death of a Llama" or "A Bland Comic"
Written and drawn by Scott Hammack
Firebrand burns off the hair of the Zorkian Artifact Man.  JJ grapples his bald
head, saying "Anybody want to climb Mt. Baldy?!"  This infuriates the Zorkian
Artifact Man, who kills JJ (and Beets).  The remaining Llamas proceed to kill
the Zorkian Artifact Man.  At JJ's funeral, Scott says that from now on, things
will be different.

"Llamas vs. Camels and a Big Surprise Is Coming"
By Scott Hammack and Smoothie
The Llamas fight the Camels, who are Llama rip-offs.  "This is loco in the
cabeza!!!!" says Kilroy.

"Llamas vs. Other Gods"
Action by Smoothie, dialogue by Scott Hammack, drawn by Smoothie
The Llamas fight a bunch of other gods while having a debate about Buddhism.

"Llamas vs. Neragulabartobula Forces"
Action by Smoothie, dialogue by Scott Hammack, drawn by Smoothie
The Llamas fight the Neragulabartobula Forces.

"Llamas vs. Angelabot"
Action by Smoothie, dialogue by Scott Hammack, drawn by Smoothie
The Llamas fight Angelabot from "Rugrats" for some reason.