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(C) 1997 Colin Gagnon Software
1) What is Weenie Golf?
Weenie Golf is the ONLY golf game (as of the initial release, anyway)
with the word Weenie in its title. We here at CGS are very proud of this
fact, and so that's our major selling point here.
Anyway, about the game. What is it, you ask? Well, simply put, it's
a golf game with the features you probably wouldn't expect to see on a golf
course, but hey, this is Colin Gagnon Software. What's what you get. Among
the more interesting features are time holes and rubber bands. A good time is
to be had by all.
2) What do I need to run Weenie Golf?
Um, well, letsee. You need a 286 computer or higher, 640 K of RAM,
uh.... a VGA monitor or better... a keyboard connected to the computer...
The monitor should be connected too... MS-DOS 3.3 or higher. Yeah, I think
that's it.
3) Well, how do I start the program?
You moron! Don't you understand DOS? Gee whiz! Do I have to explain
EVERYTHING to you? Yes? Oh, alright. If you say so. Ok. Are you listening?
Good. Better get out a pencil and paper, because this is really tough. First,
unzip the file. But you already did that, so never mind. Second, type GOLF
You may need to change to a new directory first, but it's pretty simple,
understand? No? Geez.... If you're running Windows 3.x, quit to DOS, and
play the game from there. If you're running Windows 95, you can either
1) kill yourself, 2) reformat your hard drive, and reinstall DOS, or 3) play
the game without doing either of the above. Personally, I think option 2 is
a good choice, but most people don't agree with me. Weirdos.
4) Ok, I'm here. Now how do I play?
Alright. You hear that nifty theme song? It's The Bear Went Over The
Mountain. Isn't that nice? Anyway, press a key, and you'll be at the menu
screen. Select Registration. Now read that nice little commercial, and press
a key when you're done doing that. Read the instructions (if you must), and
then select New Game. Select your course, and press Enter. Simple, huh?
When asked to select a direction for the ball to travel, use the arrow keys.
When asked to select a ball speed, press the spacebar when it reaches the
level of force with which you want to hit the ball. When asked to bang your
head against the wall, remove any head coverings, and slam your head against
the nearest wall, table, or any other large, hard, flat object.
5) Well, I'm soooo glad you feel that you have the right to abuse me like
that. Are you aware that I have a lawyer?
Hey, now. I was kidding! No, really!
6) Well, I'm soooo glad you feel that you have the right to abuse me like
that. Are you aware that I am a lawyer?
The check's in the mail. Would I lie to you?
7) So how can I pay you for this marvelous game, Mr. Gagnon?
Shareware is a unique concept of trying software before you buy it. It may be
freely copied and distributed, but if you enjoy and plan to continue using the
programmer, you are asked to register, or pay for it. Becuase the money you
send to the author is not simply paid to them in the form of a royalty,
shareware programs can cost considerably less than a commercial product of the
same, or, sometimes lesser value.
Weenie Golf is shareware. If you purchased it from a vendor other than Colin
Gagnon Software, you should be aware that the author has recieved no money for
his efforts. That is why it is incombent upon you to register. To register
Weenie Golf, just send a check for $10 U.S. to:
Weenie Golf Registration
Colin Gagnon Software
408 Pine St.
Stoughton, WI 53589
Upon registration, you will recieve a registered version of Weenie Golf, along
with several new courses, and AND and demos of our newest games. You'll also
be entitled to technical support, and, well, just register.
8) How do I get your other incredible games?
Well, first off, if you have web access, you can visit:
http://www.toptown.com/hp/CGS/cgs.htm
Heck, you could even visit my personal page at:
http://www.toptown.com/hp/CGS/index.htm
You could also check out the GAMES file, included with this program,
that contains detailed information about all of our games.
9) Hey, vendors!
Oh goody! You dethided to thell my program! BUT!!! These are the term to
which you must abide in order to do so:
1) Clearly mark the package as "Shareware" or "Try before you buy" software.
You must explain the concept on the packaging.
2) State that the program is a product of Colin Gagnon Software on the
packaging or in the catalog.
3) Inform me in writing.
4) Distribute only the most recent version of the program. To obtain a copy,
send $5 to Colin Gagnon Software, 408 Pine St., Stoughton, WI 53589.
5) Distribute all the files. If all the files are not in your copy, or you
are unsure, you should register. You will recieve a complete copy.
6) If a price is to be charged for the program, it shall not exceed $9 U.S.,
which is pretty darned expensive, anyway.
7) Distribute all the files. A complete copy of the game can be obtained from
Colin Gagnon Software. (see above)
***The files are:***
DEFAULT.3
DEFAULT.H3
DEFAULT.H1
DEFAULT.1
DEFAULT.H2
DEFAULT.CRS
DEFAULT.H4
DEFAULT.H5
DEFAULT.H6
DEFAULT.H8
DEFAULT.H7
DEFAULT.H9
DEFAULT.2
DEFAULT.4
DEFAULT.8
DEFAULT.5
DEFAULT.6
DEFAULT.9
DEFAULT.7
EASY.1
EASY.H1
EASY.2
EASY.CRS
EASY.3
EASY.H2
EASY.8
EASY.4
EASY.9
EASY.5
EASY.6
EASY.7
EASY.H3
EASY.H4
EASY.H5
EASY.H6
EASY.H8
EASY.H7
EASY.H9
FILE_ID.DIZ
GAMES
GOLF.EXE
GOPHER.CGS
INHOLE.CGS
INSTRUCT.CGS
POINTY.CGS
PUDDING.CGS
README.TXT
REGISTER.CGS
SKY1.CGS
SKY2.CGS
TITLE.CGS
VENDOR
WATER.CGS
8) You will not hold Colin Gagnon Software or it's partners responsible for
any damage or inconvenience resulting from your failure to abide by these
terms.
All of these terms must be met. Action may be taken against anyone who fails
to abide by them.