$BOARD FOUR YO!!! HAHAHAHAHA
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$- = (Scene 4: Life in the ghetto) = -

     Just as things seem to get better,
Smokey the Bear gets spanked and he turns
into a bunch of savage barez.
(TRY TO KILL THEM, AVOID KILLER CLAW!)

[05:26] <Viovis> woah, the world's gone
electronic! blue and white with green
layers of texture
[05:26] <Micr0wave> WHAT A GAY FEATURE
THINKER
[05:26] <Mooseka> HEHEH
[05:27] <Viovis> "go on kill the
bears"???? what's this supposed to be??
[05:27] <Micr0wave> THE GUIDE EXPLAINS
AND CLEARS UP THE PLOT HOLES.
[05:27] <Viovis> god, and the popup? i
was supposed to make it not pop up or be
on the bottom! it takes a whole page down
to figure that out. heck, it's got a port
hole liek the other boards.. i couldn't
even stop it from making little holes in
the carpet! this player is SUCH a mess! ;
white powder all over his new blue cloak!
i can see his body parts everywhere..
what horrendousness! those bears are
hibernating.. i'm sad!! i have to kill
them to move on.. i made everyone do it
for my own sadistic pleasure 16 more
bears extinct :(.. maybe they just
disappeared? what was timmy thinking?
[05:29] <Micr0wave> BUT THE RELIGION
MAKES THE PLAYER KILL THE BEARS
$[05:30] <Viovis> WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME
KILL?
[05:30] <Viovis> BECAUZE I LOVE DOUNG
THAT IT MAKES ME LAFF
$[05:30] <Viovis> OH OKAY THAT IS FINE
AND DANDY
[05:30] <Viovis> look at how easy the
player's taking it! i guess if the player
takes it easy, it should be fine by us
too.. it's part of his daily life i guess!
[05:30] <Micr0wave> A LITYLE TOO EASY.
WHAT A COLD GUY.
[05:30] <Viovis> it's how he got stuck
where he is today..
[05:30] <Mooseka> WHA
[05:30] <Micr0wave> BUT, THATS THE WAY
THE BARREL ROLLS.
[05:30] <Viovis> moose say something
inspiring again! you know, about the
value of life! this is what subject we're
on.. go on ! butt in!
[05:31] <Mooseka> UH OK
[05:31] <Micr0wave> HEH, I AM GOING TO
GET FUCKED IN A SEC.
[05:31] <Mooseka> THOSE BEARS WO ARD
FUGGAS SO I GIVE THIS GAME A CHALLENGE
RATING OF 6 OUT OF 5
[05:32] <Micr0wave> n/m
[05:32] *** Nadir has joined #ft
[05:32] <Viovis> today we have a special
guest who just randomly joined us out of
nowhere
[05:32] <Nadir> Hoorah!
[05:33] <Viovis> he likes a variety of
passages in his life to open doors to
great new worlds. uhh, what do you think
about living and stuff
[05:33] <Nadir> It was totally
spontaneous!
[05:33] <Viovis> okay! next board!