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Stupid RPG: Third Flavor Beginning Walkthrough



1) Hooray! You get to control Jed! If you want to hurry up and get the hell out, check out
the "Beginner's Warehouse". See those three treasure chests? There's a black key in one of
'em. Take that back to the "Community House", open a door on the right, and get yerself some
chocolate.

2) And nowww... back to the Beginner's House. Give the magic pot, which I shamelessly stole
off of Final Fantasy VII, the magic stuff.

3) Like your new friend, rock? Too bad. He's going away. Give it to the kiddie on the town
board, by the cyan house.

4) Billie Joe in the Community House needs a cigar. Can yah do that for me?

5) See the white dude in th' house, behind the right set of doors? Keep talking to him, and
Mr. Fuckup will eventually give you some OJ.

6) Like that "empty", inside the Beginner place? Touch it. A maaagic genie'll pop out, and
give you five gems. You can use this for several things; first of all, you can play the
number guessing game right by you, for 20 health and your name on the wall. Secondly, you
can give it to a punk to the far east of the town for a... seeecret. Of course, after you use
your gems, you can go back to the genie and get some more. You'll need 'em to pass the guards
on the way out of town.

7) Aieee! Enemies to the east of town! Choose an attack-and-run battle scheme... they're
pretty weak physically, plus easy to kill. You may need these points, if you want to get a
special attack later.

8) Ah, more east. If you want to, slap around the starfish and the guys on mushrooms... the
only thing you absolutely need to do here is talk to the guard in front of the Elder's House,
using Jed. If you kill all the enemies as well as the ones on the board before, though, you're
just 1 point short of getting a special attack (for the game's only RPG battle) later on.

9) Give a guard on the board one west of 'ere some gems and score (though he'll give the
SP back).


And, from there? You're out of town. Feel free to roam around and explore what's there.
Just remember that there's a genie inside the forest, as well.